Fine. But only because three people asked. And the dates are sequential when you write them the order of magnitude way.


1. Do you like animals?
> O'course, especially cats and ferrets, because they are awesome to the max. Avian specimens are also cool enough to be in that category.

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?
> I think not. I may have without realizing it.

3. Are you athletic?
> I'm athletic like Hawthorne is readable, in short periods with a lot of time between them.

4. Are you: thin, fat, athletically built etc?
> Yes.

5. How much do you weigh?
> At last check, 662.33557838 Newtons.

6. What's your height?
> At last check, 1.8542 meters.

7. Shoe size?
> Anywhere from 11 to 13 depending on the paradigm of size measurement.

8. Girls - are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?
> So I'm not a girls. I'll just make up my own question.

9. What's your favorite kind of cereal?
> As my premier choice, any of Weetabix, Honey Bunches of Oats - Almond, or Cinnamon Life are permissible.

10.How old are you?
> 17.073770491803278688524590163934426 years old. But I just say "Eleventy-one" when people ask.

11. When's your birthday?
> May Ninth, Nineteen-Ninety. But it can be every day if you wants it to be.

12. Do you like to receive giftart?
> DO I LIKE TO RECEIVE MUFFINS YOU ASK? YES, OR MY NAME WOULDN'T BE CAPTAIN McMUFFINS, WOULD IT?! Really, sure, why not.

13. Are you sociable?
> Once you've passed a certain threshold of acquaintance and I am free of other, more pressing things.

14. Do you have many friends?
> Not at all. Somewhere around 0±57, but probably just 0.
15. What's your race?
> Injun.

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?
> I'm mostly apathetic as to the medium of communication, though it is silly how a phone is considered a medium when it often uses electromagnetic waves, which require no medium. Hmm indeed.

17. Are you single or taken?
> Taken, by Jesus. Oh, that's right. No, not really. I frequent computer hardware websites, what do you think?

18. Do you eat meat?
> I did this one time on accident. And let me tell you, anchovies add very little to garlic paste.

19. Are you paranoid?
> To a degree. But I worry about my android a whole lot more.

20. Do you read a lot?
> Yes/No. It beguiles me.

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?
> Literally everything. Preference given to anything recorded binaurally, 80's Rock, British Rock, Orchestral Music, Jazz Music, Orchestral Metal, musics with humorous lyrics, videogame tunes, and anything performed with intense skill. Yeah, my playlist goes something like Public Enemy, London Symphony Orchestra, Zakir Hussain, Soft Cell, Harry Connick, Jr., King Crimson, Nightwish, Chicago, Rush, The Velvet Underground, Cameroonian Bar Music, A.R. Rahman. I'm awesome like that.

22. Do you play any instruments?
> I dabble a bit. Tabla, Piano, Recorder, Harmonica, anything that can be used as a drumming surface, Alto Saxamohpone, and Trombone.

23. How long have you been drawing?
> Drawing? Intermittently for ages, never seriously. Drawing and Quartering? Thrice a fortnight since I was six, always seriously.

24. What's the meaning of life?
> To earn a penny to save for the ferryman. Else, 101010₂.

And I refuse to perpetuate this cycle. So nobody has to do it, unless you wants to. Hooray personal freedom!